The Gallery of Glorious Gossip

There is only one thing in the world worse than being talked about, and that is not being talked about. Fortunately, when subLIME arrives on location the conversation has already begun.

To be seen in a modern vehicle is to admit defeat. subLIME arrived at my garden party, sat perfectly still for hours, and said absolutely nothing. She is the most charming guest I have ever hosted.

The only attendee who didn't look dreadful in the sunlight. One can find a wife anywhere, but a subLIME in Celestial Teal and Regal Blue with Lush Green and Lime Neon accents is a rarity. The photographer quite rightly fell in love with the hubcaps.

A terrible influence at the estate. subLIME sits there doing absolutely nothing, yet makes every other vehicle look like a kitchen appliance. It is an insult to the hard-working toaster.

A difficult model. I asked for 'vulnerable' and she looked iconic; I asked for 'edgy' and she looked iconic. It is dreadfully inconvenient for an artist to find something that is already perfect. I love subLIME!

We never left the field. subLIME tethered quietly above it all with such a soulful grandeur, I felt it a vulgarity to disturb her peace. A most successful failure of an afternoon. But my social is on fire!